more likely to be wearing animals than protecting them
Previously described as: your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. Currently described as: your mom.
If I was a mood board you would see:
gold, ativan and a photo of David Sedaris drinking my breast milk.
CBS, which launched the first series based on a Twitter account this fall, $#*! My Dad Says, has two more Twitter feed-based comedies in the works for next season, Dear Girls Above Me and Shh … Don't Tell Steve. Here are some recent tweets by Oxford:
- At night, my iPad becomes an expensive flashlight.
- I've been to two U2 concerts. Not really a fan, I just like to feel like I'm in a really long Coke commercial.
- God was so smart starting Adam and Eve off as adults and skipping the whole baby part.
- If a girl's automatic reaction to another girl is hate, they'll end up best friends.
- Something people in Walmart have? Colds. Something people in Walmart are missing? Ankles.
- Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?
- Lindsay Lohan, I respect you for not owning a dog.
- Whenever I get depressed about society and how dumb we are, I try to remember that every one of us is here because someone wanted to orgasm
- 3yrs for evading taxes? Make (Wesley) Snipes wax taxpayers cars instead. Like Biff had to wax the McFly’s car after he tried to rape Lorraine in it.
- When a guy gets dumped by a girl and says 'She had issues', I assume one issue was she didn't like him.
Source:http://www.deadline.com/2010/12/cbs-developing-twitter-based-family-comedy-produced-by-jessica-alba/
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