Paris Hilton Banned from Nicole Richie’s Wedding

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were once attached at the hip flask. Those were the days…like a pairing of cheap wine and cheese that smells like feet and KY.

That was before Richie became a mother, put on some Chanel panties and quit the sidekick position in Skank Squared. Since then they have been on a train of LOVE you/HATE you (which pr stop they made depended purely on the relevancy benefit level).

Nicole married Joel Madden this past weekend (click HERE for the details…) and the topic of whether or not she would invite Paris reportedly plagued her for months.

Via Popeater:

“Nicole is in a very different place in her life from when she was hanging out with Paris. She’s the mother of two and now a wife while Paris seems to be in exactly the same spot she was in five years ago. Still partying in Vegas and getting into trouble with the law.”

Richie finally figured out that proximity to Hilton lowers your IQ and results in a prescription. Nicole crossed Paris off the guest list after she was arrested in Vegas for possession of coke in August. (Click HERE to read about Hilton’s favorite hiding place for her blow stash- it’s exactly where you think-…)

“The day was about Nicole and Joel, not Paris,” an insider tells me. “It was perfect. No drama, and definitely no drugs. It was 130 close family and friends enjoying each other’s company and celebrating the love between the newlyweds. To think how far Nicole has come from being a wild child to a loving wife and parent is fantastic.”

I don’t blame her. Paris is the type who would wear white on your wedding day. Or at least snort the white stuff in the bathroom and hand out copies of her CD “Skanks Are Blind – No Really, Syphilis is a Bitch” or whatever that mess was. Don’t feel bad for Hilton. She partied the night away in Vegas with some friends.